Babes in Thailand

We made it to Thailand. It was a mere 32 hours of travel. I'm not even kidding. There was a 15-hour plane ride in there and a few 6-hour layovers. But I figure as long as you make it to your destination, you can call it a win. We are #winning. So far Emilia has been...

The Emerald Isle

We had two home exchanges in Ireland, which afforded us plenty of time for beach walks, pubs, and of course a creepy little petting zoo. Here are some of the video highlights from our YouTube channel What Would Turners Do... Subscribe to our channel HERE to follow our...

Turners in Scotland

Turners in Scotland

What is it that makes Scotland so amazing? Is it watching giant men throw giant logs? Is it because there’s something about a man in a kilt that just seems right to me? Especially when he’s serving me drinks? Or that I could listen to someone read the dictionary for...

What Would Turners Do?

What Would Turners Do?

In addition to my own YouTube channel, my family has come up with one called What Would Turners Do. You know, like What Would Jesus Do. Or is it Beyoncé? Anyhow, we’ve documented some of our adventures so that you can make fun of us. Because that’s what we’re here for.

How to Make a Wolf Cake

How to Make a Wolf Cake

Years ago, when I realized that I’m quite capable of death-by-carbohydrates, I vowed never to learn how to bake. I cook. I do not bake. Nothing good can come of me becoming skillful at cookies and bread.

How Not to Behave Around Famous People

How Not to Behave Around Famous People

A friend of mine is making a movie, which means that I now have a lot of experience with the clapper thingy. You know, the board with the little arm at the top, and you slam down the arm before they film a scene?

Why Kids Make the Best Travel Companions

Why Kids Make the Best Travel Companions

I admit, changing diapers on a plane is not fun. On the other hand, is changing diapers ever fun? Dealing with our own bodily functions is stressful enough, I don’t know of anyone who actually likes dealing with those of another human as well. STILL, I can make the case that kids are awesome traveling companions.